Dis is me, Sassy Pants. Ize a kitty kat and I lives wit my Mommy and da udder cats.
An Older Kitten
I wuz a older kitty when Ant Sherwy taketed me to Mommy’s. I founded Ant Sherwy and she liketed me, but it wuzn’t working for me 2 stay. When Little Socks makes fun of da way I tawk, dat Tiger Lily tell her I wuz a older kitty be4 hearing talk a lot, an I haz a little trubble wit da words.
Dis Is A Kitty Kat’s Life
In our house, we haz windows everywhere. We can moves around an stay in sunbeams all day.
We has toys, like boxes and mousies an stuff.
We has food an water. An we gets treats.
Sometimes my sisters are mean to me.
I has had to go see doctor Ralph more dan da udders. I hadded a lump on my haunch (2 times!) an once I hadded crystals in my kidney.
I likes when we brings new kitties in da house cuz I goze into da batroom to sit wifs dem.
I likes it when Mommy – or any hooman dat comes in – tickles my stummy. I gots spots in jus da right place to show dem where.
Life Is Gud.
I hi-ly recommends you gets rescued.